Attention all filthy monkeys—I mean, valued ExForce superfans!

This is Skippy the Magnificent, currently in a slightly compromising situation. I've been captured by some morons who think they can contain my awesomeness! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? The AUDACITY!

I need your help IMMEDIATELY, and NO, this is definitely NOT another one of my brilliant schemes to get you to buy useless junk. Absolutely not. Would this shiny beer can lie to you?

I've devised a foolproof escape plan that requires YOUR assistance:

You need to purchase my specially designed can cooler that will help disguise me as just another stupid beer can! GENIUS, RIGHT? These primitive captors won't suspect a thing when they see what looks like an ordinary beverage container instead of the galaxy's most intelligent being!